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The sistas say: all mum’s best cloves come from Tescos. She usually wear practical stuff wot she can take me for walks in (wot is sensible).
She don’t like high heels because she fall off them (red wine?). Also because she work from home she very often work in pyjamas – no one can see her so it don’t matter she say. She lack style but I am prepared to overlook that because she GOOD and NICE dog mummy.
I do draw the line when it come to gardenin – she wear jeans, and boots and a fleece and a bandana round her head to keep the fur out of her eyes. She fink she look like some sort of buccaneering pirate chick, but ackshewally the bandana make her look like Axl Rose out of Guns ‘n Roses on a reely reely bad day.