9. Dere Unkle Roy and Arntie Soo

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I am SOOO imbarassed. Tonight I sat on the sofa with her and the stoopid cat Sootie. I was very good, even when he licket me and then got stroppy. I understand I must not jump on him or even chase him. BUT there’s still two others, they look practically the same, so if I can get one of them I will.

In other news: I luuuurve swimmin in the sea!  Who noo? I jump over the waves, we lost a tennis ball the other day – think it went to France (a new toy for a French dog she say), but gettin wet is loads of fun. Her old dog (wot sound stoopid to me) was trained not to shake next to her but it make me larf when she go OMG you bitch when I get her wet, harhar. I am very good with (most) other dogs tho, but I still pull like a trane when she doesn’t use that thing she puts on my nose (but I am very good when I am wearin it and I walk beeeeaautiffly on my lead now).

She is torkin about gettin me spade very soon, maybe even next week. This is GOOD as it means no more of that narsty S-E-X business or stoopid puppies (qwite sweet when little but then toddlers?) but I reeely don’t want to wear a Cone of Shame. Can I repawt her somewhere?? 

Licks, Tammie.