12. Dere Unkle Roy and Arntie Soo

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I am not shore about this Xmas stuff, they seem to be very bizzy all the time and there is big boxes under the tree (WHY bring a tree indoors? trees is outdoors stuff – I haven’t weed on it yet but there is still time…) and some of them boxes are for me but mine is put away where I can’t reach them. Only three for me, that not much is it?

Today she took me to the beach and I got very wet – so did she harharhar. She fell into a kind of pothole on the sand and it splashed all up her legs like wot she had wet herself.  She had to get undressed in the porch when we got home harharharhar.

She still larf when I swim, says I look like a gurl (I IS a gurl, dur) and says I am ‘breasting the waves or waving the breasts’. This must be a hooman joke coz I don’t get it but she snigger every time she say it.  Sad.

Anyway, I hope you have a very happy Krissmass and Noo Year and I am looking forward to seeing Arntie Soo and Harley (more Arntie Soo akshewly, hoomans being more on my interleckshual level).

With lots of lurrrve Tammie xxx