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One of the fings wot I forgot about wot they call me is related to size. Basically, I has huge ears, huge paws, and a very long very pink tongue. Sizeism and fat shamin is BAD. So she call me the ‘dog with the unfeasibly big ears’ and then I do the sad face, and they decide that if I hadn’t had all those puppies as a teen mum I would have grown into my ears, paws and tongue properly and been a much bigger dog. Then they feel sorry for me, I do the Daily Mail sad face again, and if I’m lucky I get a treat. #winninatLabbylife!