6. Dere Unkle Roy and Arntie Soo

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I hav bin hear 2 weeks now. Got evryfing pretty much under control. My hooman Sista 1 came home, she got me the most eggzellent crockodile toy and I lerned how to squeeeek it myself in less than a nanosecond (SKILLZ). The other hooman Sista 2 is comin soon, she got a BOYfrend wots dad is a pleece dog handler. I am shore they will both luuuuurve me because evryone else does, even other dogs (apart from that one ROOD staffee but we won’t talk about him becoz she got really quite cross with me for finding him a second time…).  Even people who don’t like dogs (WTF?) like ME.  EVRYONE love ME.

Grub is good, walkies is good, but they still seem overly keen on me not bouncin at them cat things? Yoozherly our paths don’t cross much coz them cats is UPSTAIRS (why don’t they want meeee up there??) but the small black vicious one, fink he called Sootie or somefink stoopid is gettin braver. Can’t wait to stomp on him! Love and lix to you and those other dogs – can’t remember their names now but if I am onest, this gaff is pretty good

Tammie xxx