5. Dere Unkle Roy and Arntie Soo

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This is a good gaff, they cater to my evry whim most of the time and I am workin hard to make shore they do it EVRY time.

Parties at other people’s houses are fun, I lay on the sofa while my hoomans did some wine tastin (most parties seem to involve a lot of wine tastin?). They woz very qwiet the next day but I was rarin to go! Visitors is good too – the one on Monday wot is her hooman bestie brought me some new toys, and Sista 1 is bringin me some toys on Saturday. I don’t bounce at rabbits any more. Them cats is a bit weird, they won’t come near enough for me to bounce at them, and the hoomans seem to quite like them. Odd.

Seagulls is annoyin, just as you get up close they do kind of like levitation (big word wot I can’t spell but she can) and then they are in the sky. Also rather scary when they zoom over your head when you are on top of the seawall. Can’t work out how they got there.  And they is BIG close up!

Also, if you put your fangs through your new tennis ball it don’t bounce any more. Very disappointin, but hoomans will order me some more I am shore. I have met some other dogs; can’t say I was very keen but she tell me off if I bounce at them too much. I’m better than I was tho. That all for now, my paws don’t do the keyboard very well.

Big slobbery licks, Tammie xxx