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Today was the first time she took me out of the garden, and I met a very ROOD Staffee. We had a bit of a snarl and then went our separate ways. She was qwite cross that I went to find him a second time so I could finish wot I was sayin (I is a feminist Labby, I got to have last word rite?). I have met some nice Staffees, so I is not bein Staffee-ist at all.
Then we went back in the garden and I found a hole in the fence – made some noo very small doggy friends in someone else’s garden. She panick, ran round all the way to the front door of the other house and I tricked her by goin back into MY garden and lookin all sweet and innersent when she got back. Harhar.
I fink I am going to be Top Dog all round (ackshewally I is the only dog but that not the point).
Licks ‘n stuff, Tammie.