1. Dere Unkle Roy and Arntie Soo

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It was cooool to visit them with Harley and the other dogs.  First fing I did was jump on the sofa and lick him!  Then we went for a walk on the beach, Harley was a big wuss about the sea but I fort it was coooooool.  Then we went back to your place – and next day I came here to live for EVER!  She has bought me a new bed, and a collar, and a lead, and toys and food and EVRYTHING – hope she keeps this level of investment up, I deserve it (I am the L’Oreal dog: because I am worth it).

They have rabbits in the garden in hutchy/run fings wot belong to my new Sista 2, and I like to bounce at them.  She don’t fink it’s funny.  Nor do they, to be fair. 

And there are three weird CAT fings wot live upstairs – why can’t I go upstairs and sleep on the hoomans’ bed like wot they do?  Snot fair.  Also, I chased a FOX round the garden this mornin (didn’t catch it), and she threw a ball for me quite a lot of times.  She took me for a walk round the garden and the field, but I had to stay on the lead coz I is a ‘Noo Dog’ and she not shore I will come back if she lets me off just yet – borin on the lead, but intrestin all the same.  I am bein very good so she will trust me very soon.

Them cat things are a pain.  She say don’t chase them like a demented rhino (wot that?) and you will all be besties.  I don’t bloody fink so, they is stoopid.  Then I ate some poo or somefink dead in the field and now my tummy is a bit upset and she is STARVIN me – so cruwel.  Sometimes she go out WITHOUT ME for at least 20 minutes, and then I sits on the window seat in the kitchin waitin for her to come back so she realise that she is bein horrible.  Also, I put dog snot on the windows, harhar. 

Luv and licks, Tammie.